While we take our own photos whenever we can, occasionally we need to find marketing photos from stock image sites. There's the standard fare - two men in suits shaking in a warehouse, a pretty woman inspecting the back of a can in a grocery store, and then, there's stuff like this...

1. Uhhhhhhh...

"I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!"

2. Please don't hurt me.

"Made  these pallets with my bare hands. Harvested the wood beaver-style."

3. She must be looking at cat pics.

4. Dat glass.
5. Who hasn't slept at a grocery store? Nobody else? Really!

6. Seems legit...

7. What are you trying to communicate here?

8. Uh O-face

9. So this is what Aaron Carter's been up to these days...

I mean, come on. Dead ringer.

 

10. High fashion!

"I call this one, Blue Steel...Shelf!"